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Archive for March, 2009

Unconstitutional Stimulus?

Posted by Cornell Insider Staff on March 15, 2009

While most pundits debate the relative effectiveness of tax cuts and direct government spending, Ronald D. Rotunda of the Chicago Tribune questions the constitutionality of some portions of the new stimulus law. Here’s an excerpt:

Because some governors might not accept the money, Congress added a unique provision, in subsection 1607(b): “If funds provided to any State in any division of this Act are not accepted for use by the Governor, then acceptance by the State legislature, by means of the adoption of a concurrent resolution, shall be sufficient to provide funding to such State.”

If state law does not give the state legislature the right to bypass the governor, how can Congress just change that law? Where does Congress get the power to change a state constitution?

Rotunda goes on to discuss why two plausible justifications for this provision, the commerce clause and the spending power of Congress (which basically allows Congress to bribe states to take certain actions, like it does with drinking age laws), are not applicable in this case. The commerce clause only allows Congress to subjugate states to “generally applicable laws” like minimum wage, and this law, by its very nature, targets states specifically and is not relevant outside of the context of specific states. The spending clause is also non-applicable because nowhere in this clause does Congress have permission to go in and single-handedly change a state’s constitution.

The author doubts that section (b) will survive any sort of constitutional challenge, but whether or not this will invalidate the entire stimulus bill is yet to be seen. More analysis here on VC, where I found the original link to the story.

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From Summers: Greed Will Help

Posted by Cornell Insider Staff on March 14, 2009

Larry Summers, the White House economic advisor, is now saying that we need a little bit more greed in the current crisis: 

While greed is no virtue, entrepreneurship and the search for opportunity is what we need today. We need a program that breaks these vicious cycles. We need to instill the trust that allows opportunity to overcome fear and enables families and businesses to again imagine a brighter future. And we need to create this confidence without allowing it to lead to unstable complacency.

Greed is not a virtue, apparently, but we need a lot more virtuous greedy men and women to start thinking about themselves and spending more in order to reverse the economic downturn. I wrote about this same topic in August, 2008, when the big thing to talk about was high gas prices and the greedy oil executives who were stealing all of our money. It’s amazing how much changes in just eight months. The same men Americans deplored in August are the ones who we look to for deliverance in times of trouble.

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An Economically Relevant, Heartwarming Story.

Posted by Joe Bonica on March 12, 2009

Came across this story on Yahoo! just now, about how doctors and nurses at Beth Israel Hospital decided by democratic process to forgo raises and take general pay cuts in order to save both their jobs and the jobs of lower-income workers, an idea suggested by CEO Paul Levy. In a time where most news stories focus on economic darkness like abhorrently large stimulus plans and rampant corporate greed, its wonderful to read a story like this when average people are choosing to help the less fortunate, as opposed to being forced. I hope it brightens your day/night like it brightened mine. Read here.

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Daily Sun covers Anniversary of WSH Takeover…again

Posted by ewherron on March 12, 2009

It’s almost Spring here in Ithaca, and all the upperclassmen (sorry, upperclassPEOPLE) at Cornell know what that means: The Cornell Daily Sun commemorating the anniversary of the armed takeover of Willard Straight. This year, the 40th anniversary, they are kicking it up a notch. Instead of just one or two feature articles, the Sun is running four interviews with people involved with the armed takeover, followed by a supplemental section some time after Spring break, and will then cap it off with a panel discussion in April.

The first interview was with New York City attorney Robert Gottlieb ’72. Gottlieb was a freshman at the time, giving him a first hand view of what the effects of the takeover have been. According to the interview he credits the takeover with leading to; the establishment of Student Trustees at Cornell (understandable), and Barack Obama getting elected (a bit of a stretch).

Gottlieb, who was one of the first four student trustees, then went on to lament the diminished role of the student trustee. During his time, there were four student trustees with voting rights, one of whom served on the almighty Executive Board. Now there are only two student trustees, and neither serves on the E-Board.

Is that really a problem though? Sure there may be some dinosaurs on the Board of Trustees who have no idea what issues students in the 21st century face, but most likely those aren’t the ones who serve on the E-Board, and if they do I think that’s fine. I would much rather have an experienced business executive, banker, lawyer etc. on the board than more wide eyed moonbat activists. Especially given the current economic state of the country and University. It is times like these idealism needs to take a back seat to the hard facts at hand. So far the Board of Trustees has done a decent enough job of that, instead of focusing on going green, they are working on saving green, this would be harder to do with more student activists on the board filibustering every move.

On a side note Gottlieb praised the students at NYU who staged a takeover of Kimmel Center for Student Life last month, likening their demands similar to the demands of the students who took over WSH in ’69, more student involvement in the administration, student seats on the board of trustees, and oversight of university investments. He even offered them legal assistance. Upon watching this video, filmed during the end of the takeover, you will hopefully lose all respect for Gottlieb due to his willingness to help these yahoos. My favorite part comes at the end when they claim the police won’t steal their reusable water bottles or clothes because they “drink corporate water… (and) don’t wear clothes, they wear suits”

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The Sun’s Intrepid Fact Checkers are at It Again

Posted by jhfabian on March 12, 2009

In a seemingly innocuous op-ed in Wednesday’s edition of the Cornell Daily Sun, Daniel Eichberg writes about the differences between the Hotelie and ILRie mindset.

But apparently, Eichberg knows something none of us do:

Of critical importance to both Hotel and ILR is President Obama’s recent signing of the Employee Free Choice Act. This legislation aims to make it easier for unions to enlist workers because it would let them join unions by openly singing cards rather than through the traditional secret-ballot election system in which companies can campaign against the union. Needless to say, the Hotelies are pissed, while most ILRies need a change of pants due to happiness.

Perhaps that’s true in Eichberg’s world. But in America, EFCA has only been introduced in the House and Senate, not signed into law.

Although I don’t agree with the Sun’s decision to run an op-ed with such a glaring error, I do support their call for a “public editor” for obvious reasons. Giving its readers a public forum will make the readership more aware of the frequency of these errors. As the newspaper of record at Cornell, the Sun‘s fact-checkers [if they exist] should have the wherewithal to at least do a serviceable job.

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On bad boys, ideology and discourse

Posted by Oliver Renick on March 11, 2009

The following is a short (attempt at) humor piece I wrote a few weeks ago for the Review, but due to lack of space, was not published. Here it is – after all the intense Coulter controversy recently this should be a nice relaxer. **Please keep in mind it was written for our Valentine’s Day issue, so there may be some anachronisms.**

the Social Life of a Republican at Cornell

As the second semester begins and Valentine’s Day approaches, I find myself asking myself a few questions. The first is: how has being a Republican shaped my social life here at Cornell? The second is…why I don’t I have a date for V-Day? (Or as one of my friends says, ‘Single’s Awareness Day’). I will now attempt to answer these puzzling inquiries.

Question number one: Being a conservative on campus, surprisingly, has boosted my social life to a level I didn’t think possible. It’s like a party favor, being a Republican. Whenever a conversation gets dull, I just toss it out there and immediately the crowd goes wild. Allow me to recount a typical conversation which would ensue after my coming out of the right-wing closet.

Awkward silence after just meeting a girl…

Liberal Rando #1: “So, uh…how about that awesome new Jeezy song, ‘My President is Black.’”

Me (dumb conservative): “Oh yea… I have an idea for a sequel called ‘My Stimulus Bill is Whack.’”

Liberal Rando #1 (Shocked at the lack of my allegiance to everything that is Obama): “What? Wait…are you…a…a…”

Me (I spare her from having to say the word): “Yes, I’m actually a Republican.”

Liberal Rando #1, dropping her red solo cup and staring at me blankly: “REALLY? Wow? Where are you from, the south?!”

Me: “Uh, Virginia, it’s actually just below the Mason Dixie line. And no, I’m not racist.”

Liberal Rando #1: “Wow, Virginia…that must be realllly far from Connecticut. So, like, what do you believe in, God?”

Me: “Well, among other things, yes. I am pro-life, favor a limited national government, and-“

Liberal Rando #1: “HEY! TIM! This guy’s a REPUBLICAN!! He’s PRO-LIFE! HAHA”

Success! And so it begins, I think to myself. Here we go. Come on ladies, come see the crazy Republican. Especially you, with the little bandana in your hair. That’s right, be daring – listen to my views. I’m probably dangerous (wink face ;) ) Forget the keg, listen to the republican spout his ridiculous ideologies!

Liberal Rando #1’s friend (we’ll call him Slightly More Moderate Rando #2) stumbles over through the crowd, slightly inebriated, red-eyed, and wearing a sweeeet Bob Marley shirt.

Slightly More Moderate Rando #2: “What?! HAHA! Dude that’s nuts! OK, Rando #1, I’m going back to my flip cup game…”

Wait! No! It’s not supposed to happen like that – nobody’s crowding around me yet! Where’s the girl with the bandana? Ok, time to pull out the heavy weaponry. I wasn’t going to do this, but…you made me. I have no other choice now that I’m in the corner you’ve put me in.

So, then, I make sure I have everyone’s attention, and I drop the punch line (bomb).

“Yea, I actually write for the…CORNELL REVIEW.”

After that, it’s game over. I officially have the undivided attention of everyone in the building. Some people pass out, some puke, and some lose their balance and fall (I assume this is from my preposterous political literary habits and not the alcohol). I brace for the insults and slurs, but I endure them, because I know on the other side is a hoard of curious, crazy, open-minded, free-loving, registered democratic females waiting to take a walk on the wild side (of the political spectrum). After all, these ladies are “not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas (dictionary.com).” This could only be good news for me.

Transitioning into Question number two: Yet, Valentine’s Day is nearly here and I find myself lacking cheap cards, stale candies and a woman (preferably not stale). But this can’t possibly be happening, given the supply of liberal ladies supposedly flocking in my direction.

I believe I can attribute it to one flaw in my right-wing ‘game running.’ The problem is that these women are apparently attracted to me merely for my political views, not for who I really am – you know, like what’s on the inside. Instead, my political views transform me into this strange elitist version of a pseudo-‘badboy.’ I’m like the Colin Farrell of Ivy League Politics; the rock star of intellectual debate. Only I don’t swear and smoke cigarettes or make kick-ass music, but rather speak in a non-abrasive tone and suggest alternative political ideologies. Instead of seducing women by flashing my gun holster or picking a fight with someone, I sport a ‘No-Spin Zone’ hat and direct them to my latest blog post on national security. The pen-is-mightier, it seems. It appears these ladies are turned on by the possibility of intense ‘discourse.’

But, unfortunately, this only lasts so long. Eventually the fire goes out, and I generally just get sick of arguing over whether or not Hamas is a terrorist organization. So, here I am, finding myself on Valentine’s day without a date. My message to the ladies is to, for once, stop being so superficial and appreciate me for who I am (I enjoy canoeing, breeding gerbils and handsome cab rides). Until then though, I have to deal with a lonesome Valentine’s day.

At least I’ll always have O’Reilly re-runs.

Due to the accuracy (I believe) of some of the characters in this post, I have also placed it in the ‘Campus Insiders’ category.

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GREEN PEOPLE INVADE STATLER: More Dragon Day Shenanigans

Posted by brian jeffrey on March 11, 2009

Today at 12:52 PM, 40 AAP students charged through Statler Hall to promote Dragon Day. Wearing only their underwear and with bodies painted green, the architecture students shrieked, “Dragon Day!”

One hotel school student, DM, described the event, giggling, “They looked funny in their underwear.”

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Robert Malley Speaks at Cornell

Posted by Cornell Insider Staff on March 11, 2009

Yesterday afternoon a few of us from the Review had the pleasure of hearing a talk by Robert Malley, former Clinton advisor at Camp David and current program director for the Middle East and North Africa at the International Crisis Group in Washington, D.C. The subject of his lecture: the Israeli/Palestinian conflict.

Malley addressing an attentive crowd in GWS. Photo Credit: Oliver Renick

Malley addressing an attentive audience in GWS. Photo Credit: Oliver Renick

Malley began by saying that many tunnel-visioned perceptions drive the current discourse on the conflict, and that it is impossible to properly understand the issue and solve the problem without first understanding how both sides are living the experience. The Israelis see the conflict as a series of aggressions and rejections by Palestine and other Arab neighbors, all of them questioning the legitimacy of the one place on earth where Israelis feel protected. On the other end of the spectrum, the Palestinians experience is one marked by constant aggression and occupation by Israel for land that originally belonged to the Palestinians.

We are at a moment of great paradox, according to Malley. Never has there been greater clarity and consensus about the necessity of a two state solution. Although there may be disagreements on the details, logical solutions are on the table. Why, then, with so much consensus, is everything going in the other direction? Malley cited several reasons: 1) The collapse of U.S. credibility as a peace broker in the region. 2) Fractionalization of Palestinian movement and the growing physical divide between the West Bank and Gaza. 3) The fact that every recent Israeli government has fallen apart as it tried to touch the peaces process.

After his lecture, Malley receives questions from the crowd. Photo Credit: Oliver Renick

After his lecture, Malley receives questions from the audience. Photo Credit: Oliver Renick

So, with so many obstacles, how will this conflict be eventually resolved? Malley believes that in order for a sustainable peace to be agreed upon, it will have to reflect the authentic feelings on both sides. It must reflect the acknowledged wrongs and transgressions on both sides. The most important point, at the moment, is that the scope of the peace process must be broadened. Other Arab states must be brought to the negotiating table because, ultimately, Israel wants peace and recognition from all of its neighbors.

I don’t think there is a better expert on this topic than Malley, but I am skeptical about his last point. Is it really reasonable to believe that all Arab states would help broker a peace agreement between Israel and Palestine, when, only recently, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said that Israel will soon be “erased from the geographical scene”? I still doubt that there is any short-term possibility of creating genuine harmony between Israel and its surrounding Arab neighbors.

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Architects Invade Cornell Libraries: Dragon Day Hijinks.

Posted by brian jeffrey on March 10, 2009

At 9:38, Monday, March 9, 2009, between 50 to 60 Architecture Students, disguised as College of Engineering students invaded Olin Library. According to one Olin Library Student worker, the Architecture students, complete with thick rimmed glasses and pocket protectors, reported to Olin Library staff that they each have “checked out 92 books and will return them by tomorrow.” Additionally, the mob requested Mat Lab study guides.

After many physics puns and high fives by the disguised students, Cornell Library staff attempted to remove the mob from Olin Library. The attempt failed, as the students retreated to Olin Cafe to continue the “demonstration”.

One Olin Library student worker recounts the event, “They get the idea to go to the cafe’ since this is outta our jurisdiction there is nothing we can do as architects are dancing with each other in a very nerdy fashion and grinding against the windows in slow motion…It is ridiculous as the nerds go outside and rub up against the glass and sell dragon day t-shirts, they laugh at us as we stand at the desk.”

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Before you flash your concealed carry permit…

Posted by cb29 on March 9, 2009

After CSU student John Wahlberg did a class presentation on the merits of concealed carry in light of recent school violence, his [lily-white liberal professor] Paula Anderson called the cops — because apparently just mentioning guns and second amendment rights in the context of an academic study makes one a potential homicidal maniac. Wahlberg was questioned by police and asked to provide lists of all firearms he owned. Being a legal gun-owner and all, this wasn’t a problem, and he apparently hasn’t suffered any legal troubles. His course grade on the other hand…well, one can only imagine how that might work out! :)

Naturally, the University police and the Professor are refusing to comment.

Be careful what you choose to talk about in class!

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