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Monday Reading Madness # 34

Posted by Cornell Insider Staff on January 31, 2010

- The biggest story of the week was the selection of Nancy Pelosi as our convocation speaker. Of course, we at the Cornell Review had our own take on the matter.

- It was a great weekend for Cornell sports: the hockey team picked up two important wins to jump atop the ECAC standings, while the basketball team continued its Ivy League dominance with a 86-50 win over Harvard.

- The summer reading project (Philip K. Dick’s novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?) for this year’s incoming freshmen (2014′s) seems more engaging than the last two selections, but I can think of a dozen science fiction novels that I would have rather recommended.

- Here is the Sun’s article on Mark von Bucher ’12.

- This has been a truly sad academic year for the Cornell student body.

- Writing seminar co-founder Jonathan Bishop has also passed away.

- Some more commentary on the Cornell Greeks.

- Keep in mind that there are worse incidents of hazing during fraternity rushing and pledging.

- METAezra has some insights on the university endowment figures.

- Bilmes takes a stab at explaining the Cornell law school applications surge. His points make sense, but I’d still like to see the admissions statistics for comparably ranked law schools like UVA, Georgetown, Northwestern, and Duke before I’m completely satisfied.

- Read Krauthammer’s critique of the administration’s insistence of “treating Islamist terrorism as a law-enforcement issue.”

- The horrible decision to hold the KSM trial in NYC is at least being partially reconsidered.

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Crippled Dems Get Their Break

Posted by Oliver Renick on January 30, 2010

By now you’ve probably heard of ‘ACORN pimp’ James O’Keefe III and three other men being arrested after allegedly tampering with phones and communication devices in the office of New Orleans Senator Mary Landrieu.  By now you’ve probably heard Olbermann’s Meltdown and Matthews’s thigh-tingling while basking in their moment of brainwashed ecstasy.  By now you should have read O’Keefe’s released statement on Breitbart’s Big Journalism.  Point is, pretty much everything to be said has been said on this matter.  Unfortunately, albeit typically, the mainstream media have blown it gigantically out of proportion and are desperately attempting to make it into a new Watergate.  As the left watches the administration bumble about and the seats of the Senate fill with Republicans, they’re grabbing onto whatever they can like a spider being flushed down a toilet.

But what I may be more qualified to speak on are the attacks on the ‘underworld conservative ring’ that has been under assault by  MSNBC, CNN, and all the rest of the usual suspects.  The commentators on these networks have become so politicized and aggressive that they fail to recognize success in their own supposed industry: journalism.  The rich irony here is that the figureheads on these networks are launching full-force attacks on organizations such as the CN for funding campus newspapers in general- the very same line of work (i.e, JOURNALISM)  that funds them.  I am not exactly a party-toeing Republican, and I have spoken many times on the pitfalls of highly abrasive and obstructive journalism.  But I can say that I’ve had the opportunity to know Mr. O’Keefe personally and that the caricature being painted of him by the left, of course, is completely off-base.

The immensely successful investigative reporting he has done in the past should serve as inspiration to young writers equally on both sides of the political spectrum; we can never know who may need to be exposed next.  If Olbermann and Matthews had a shred of intelligence, they wouldn’t try to shut down practices that are also beneficial to those on ‘their side.’  Of course, their rage prevents them from seeing clearly.  But you already know this.

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And Another One Slips Past ‘Stun’ Editors

Posted by Oliver Renick on January 28, 2010

I’m in an awkward situation here.  I’m often shocked when I read the Daily Stun, but I’m not sure why I keep writing about the absurdities that often grace the pages of our school’s flagship paper.  At this point, they have become so commonplace that I shouldn’t be shocked.  Yet I am.  I know a few editors at the Stun and they seem to be reasonable people.  So the only answer I have is that they just simply don’t do any editing anymore.  And to complicate things even more, the article I’m calling your attention to today was written by one of the few conservatives at our Blue School, and probably the only one at the Stun (other than when the Bellin Tolls and the WackAttack!).  But that’s what happens when you take an apologetic tone and say high GPA’s (2.25s, precisely) are classist and discriminatory.  I hate to create a riff among conservative Cornellians, but here goes – enough disclaimers.

The article by Leigha Kemmett on fraternities creating a GPA requirement is quite ridiculous – I literally cannot find any logical path from which she drew her conclusions.  To use her own words: it’s a “frankly, stupid” argument.  She takes quite a malicious tone and manages to transform a thoughtful, smart decision by the IFC into a conspiratorial one – as if the frats are all gathering in a dark basement, conniving and hatching a plan to keep dumb people out of their special clubs.  Kemmett believes that by frats enacting a minimum GPA requirement of 2.25 for their pledges, they are “exclusionary…elitist…[exhibiting] classism…blackballing rushees,” and ultimately not living up to their responsibility of “provid[ing] an atmosphere where young minds can blossom and expand.”

How soon we venture from reality.  Let’s set the record straight here, cause obviously nobody else wants to.  Men at Cornell do not join a fraternity to enrich their academic atmosphere and allow their mind to blossom.  They join a frat to make good friends, enrich their social atmosphere, meet sorority babes, and allow their minds to shrivel in Keystone Light.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that – many Cornellians feel this is the ultimate college experience.  And sure, I have many friends in frats who I know have helped other brothers frequently with schoolwork and aided other frat members in their academic difficulties – this happens all the time.  But anyone who has ever gone through pledging will tell you it’s not a place for <2.25ers.  Most programs at Cornell will enforce serious repercussions if one is to fall below a 2.0 GPA.  I for one know that retaining student status in over half of the engineering majors requires a GPA >2.2, and none accept a GPA below 2.0, which I believe is the case for most programs at Cornell.

Yet instead of requiring neophyte Cornellians (most pledges join in their first 3 semesters) to demonstrate some stability in their academics, Kemmett would advocate a system that allows new, inexperienced Cornellians to toe the thin line between success and crushing defeat – how exciting! What is most vexing is that Kemmett goes on in the rest of her article to highlight all the arguments one would make against her stance.  Namely, the fact that if you are doing poorly at Cornell, you should seek help from TAs, PROFESSORS, OFFICE HOURS, TUTORS, HELP SESSIONS, REVIEW SESSIONS, CLASSMATES – not from foam parties, binge-drinking, and all-night mixers.  Do not take me wrong – I know many, many brilliant fraternity members.  But when you’re borderline failing your classes, pledging is not the solution.  I can’t believe I have to be the one to point this out.

Either the author is truly confused on this whole subject, or she has some sort of inner turmoil / resentment towards the fraternity system.  Unfortunately, much of her article is quite bitter and self-absorbed, making me lean towards the latter option.  Not only do I disagree with her on every point, but I highly support this fantastic and responsible decision by the IFC.  I’ll let you decide on some of her quotes (my thoughts in bold).

Either the IFC needs to cut the shit about frats being good for students academically, or they need to rescind this rule, to avoid continuing to govern in hypocrisy. [more great quotes like this after the jump]. Why the animosity? Read the rest of this entry »

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Cornell is the “Weirdest Ivy”!?

Posted by Cornell Insider Staff on January 27, 2010

The Cornell Review: the weirdest part about Cornell?

Is Cornell the weirdest of the eight Ivies? So says Chiara Atik. According to this article that she wrote for Guest of a Guest, Cornell is known for its “chess loving, duck researching geeks,” has a Greek system known for “un-mainstream behavior” like copulating with goats, and boasts Bill Nye as one of its most famous alumni.

Okay, so the article is clearly misinformed and completely mischaracterizes the student body as a bunch of eccentric insect enthusiasts and sex-emailing mongers, but we can’t put the blame on Chiara.  After all, she never really visited the other Ivies and most of the stuff she says about Cornell is true, even if it’s over exaggerated, right? Well, not exactly. If she had spent even 5 minutes searching through the popular IvyGate blog she would have found that our Ivy counterparts are guilty of much more deplorable and weird activities:

Brown: In 2008, a varsity hockey player pleaded guilty to voyeurism.

Columbia: Professors get into bar brawls with students whose opinions differ from theirs.

Dartmouth: Students enjoy running naked to attract, (or dissuade?) prospective students.

Harvard: They have their own email debacles.

Penn: Just weird.

Princeton: The Tigers have their own sorority embarrassments.

Yale: This is a family friendly blog, so I recommend all families with small children to stay away from Yale Facebook threads.

And this is just a brief rundown of strange happenings at the other seven Ivies- we haven’t even gotten into campus traditions.

I will say that as much as I dislike Ms. Atik’s characterization of our wonderful school, I do appreciate her Cornell Review, er, shout out?

The Cornell Review is a conservative newspaper founded by Ann Coulter, perhaps the only college publication in the nation which accuses its school of left-wing politics and political correctness.

Wait, what? Say that again. The only publication in the nation that accuses its school of political correctness? This seems to be one of those propositions which is self-evidently false, given the number of newspapers and the number of universities out there. Oh yeah, and furthermore, there’s an entire network of conservative papers that constantly criticize their respective schools for liberal politics. Not really sure where you were going with that one, Ms. Atik. I guess dramatic writing is not really the same thing as insightful, accurate, or interesting writing.

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“He started it!!”

Posted by Hannah MacLean on January 27, 2010

Yes, we’ve all heard it: Obama’s finger-pointing at the “previous administration”. I don’t even want to venture a guess as to how many times the president will mention how hard it is to fix an 8-year-old mess in a year, how many times he’ll blame George W. Bush, how many times he’ll complain that Republicans aren’t cooperating (gasp!!). He knows that the middle class is angry with (or at least disappointed in) him; Massachusetts made that clear enough (and let’s not forget New Jersey, whose election of a Republican governor was also quite a surprise) – the best he can do is take responsibility for mistakenly believing that his election was a mandate from the public that they wanted him to spend their money, steal from the rich, car companies, nationalize banks and health care (thankfully he hasn’t thus far been able to do all he wants with the final two). He was wrong, and people are finally catching on.

He will not admit he was wrong. There’s a good chance he will find some way to blame Republicans for his mistakes. Before he does so tonight at 9pm, let’s look at the facts from the last year.

7,949.09—Dow Jones Industrial Average close on Jan. 20, 2009.
10,198.68—Dow Jones Industrial Average close on Jan. 27, 2010. (Not so bad!)

$787 billion—Cost of economic stimulus approved by Congress. (To create jobs and boost the economy.)

13 million—Number of people 16 and older unemployed as of January 2009.
14.7 million—Number of people 16 and older unemployed as of December 2009. (Where’d the stimulus money go?)

7.7 percent—Unemployment rate January 2009
10.0 percent—Unemployment rate December 2009 (Ahem… I repeat, where’d the money go?)

$10.6 trillion—Outstanding public debt Jan. 20, 2009.
$12.3 trillion—Outstanding public debt Jan. 14, 2010. (2.3 trillion dollars spent in less than a year… I’d be impressed if I were less worried about where the money’s going.)

$296.4 billion—Federal spending from the financial crisis bailout fund before Jan. 20, 2009. (Even I must admit, perhaps this was not the best idea.)
$173 billion—Federal spending from the financial crisis bailout fund after Jan. 20, 2009. (If throwing money didn’t work the first time, why, may I ask, do we continue to do it??)

$165 billion—Amount of bailout funds repaid by banks and automakers. (Good! Now where’s that money going?)

139—Bank failures between Jan. 20, 2009, and Jan. 14, 2010.

12—Formal news conferences.

21—Foreign countries visited.

29—States visited.

10—Visits to Camp David.

2—Vacations.

*The original article (minus most of the commentary) with most of these numbers is here.

When exactly is the president going to take responsibility for his own mistakes? How nice it would be if tonight’s the night he does it – but don’t get your hopes up.

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Pelosi choice should come as no surprise

Posted by jdfarragut on January 27, 2010

As no doubt many of you were, I was pretty disgusted by the announcement that Nancy Pelosi will be this year’s convocation speaker.  (Thank God I’m graduating 2011!)  But after a little googling, this is par for the course for Cornell.  Here’s the list of convocation speakers since the 2000 ceremony:

2010 Nancy Pelosi
2009 David Plouffe
2008 Maya Angelou
2007 Soledad O’Brien
2006 Martin Luther King III
2005 Wesley Clark
2004 Bill Clinton
2003 James Carville
2002 Danny Glover
2001 Janet Reno
2000 Chuck Schumer

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Court Overturns Activist Precedent, Salvages Free Speech

Posted by Hannah MacLean on January 26, 2010

The Supreme Court rarely attracts as much attention as Congress does; even when it makes huge decisions, the media buzzes about the Court for a day or two, maybe a week—and then moves back to its pet, the president, and to his friends, Pelosi and her Democratic yes-men (and women). While one of the Supreme Court’s most recent and controversial cases of this year, Citizens United v. FEC, caused quite an uproar, it is quickly taking a backseat (as is everything else) to health care and an otherwise revised, perhaps less-partisan (not likely) agenda from President Obama.

Before this case makes its way to the shadows, take a moment to think about—and perhaps even celebrate—the Supreme Court’s 5-4 decision. In essence, the case overturns a precedent (McConnell v. FEC) which formerly hushed the speech of America’s corporations in the political process. The new decision allows both corporations and nonprofit organizations to use their own money to campaign for their favored candidates. In other words, both unions and corporations are now allowed to pay to advertise for their candidates.

Unions have played a huge part in the political process for decades. Unions are groups of people looking out for their own best interest. Corporations are also comprised of groups of people looking out for their own best interests. Why should unions get to benefit from “free speech” while the corporations are hushed? This decision overturns an unfair, activist precedent—a precedent which chooses who gets free speech and who doesn’t. As noted by the decision itself, “government may not restrict the speech of some elements of our society in order to enhance the relative voice of others.” Government may not impose restrictions on speakers based on the monetary status of the speakers, and speech is not bad because it comes from one person who is more disliked by government officials than someone else. The American public, thanks to the Bill of Rights, has the right to gather (and disperse) information from the widest number of sources.

Speech cannot be corrupt just because it comes from someone with whom the governing body (whether it be liberal or conservative) heavily disagrees. Political speech is protected under the first amendment, and neither elected officials nor the leftist media (who should be jumping up and down but instead are angry that they have to share their “free speech” with others) can pick and choose which group should be able to exercise that right and which group should be banned.

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Horror Strikes: Pelosi Coming to Cornell

Posted by Oliver Renick on January 26, 2010

This is a slightly altered / humorous / more reality-based version of the original Daily Sun article

[UPDATE]: The people are speaking – judging by the commentary thus far at the Daily Sun page, it’s not just right-wingers that are unhappy with the Pelosi selection.  Shocking! Perhaps the committee did in fact underestimate the number of students, parents, and alumni who find the selection of such a divisive and unscrupulous politician quite deplorable.

At 7 p.m. Monday evening, the University announced that Squeaker of the House Nancy ‘the Bone Collector’ Pelosi has been confirmed to squeak at Senior Conflagration during Cornell’s 142nd Commencement Weekend this May.

According to Heather Levy ’10, head of the 2010 Conflagration Committee, the Committee was fortunate to have the support of a few select University members as well as Squeaker Pelosi’s staff in securing Squeaker Pelosi as convocation squeaker. Levy, along with a small team of obviously enlightened individuals, believes that Pelosi fulfills the Committee’s objective to find a speaker who represents the very isolated and divisive ideology of the farthest left of the liberal student body. The committee, composed of inebriated members of the senior class in charge of choosing a speaker interesting to the Clinical Psychology community is excited by the confirmation and by how early in the administration the Squeaker lost the last functional elements of her brain.

“The fact that we could get one of the most frightening women in Washington is an amazing accomplishment, regardless of your desire to find any common ground with anyone even remotely close to holding moderate beliefs.” Levy believes that having the squeaker of the house come to campus to facilitate Cornell seniors’ transition into the delusional and debt-ridden world will be an unforgettable opportunity. “Seniors will remember that the speaker of the house spoke at their graduation,” Levy added, “especially those who choose to  engage in self-waterboarding during the speech.”

This year’s announcement of the Conflagration speaker is the most astonishing in recent years. Last year’s speaker decision, President Obama’s campaign manager David Plouffe, although dull and uninspiring, does not come close to matching the absurdity of this latest choice.

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New Year, Same ‘Sun’

Posted by Oliver Renick on January 25, 2010

First day back, and the Sun is already out of article ideas. At least that’s the only explanation I can come up with for why there is a quarter of a (very disorienting) page dedicated to the ‘Top Palinisms’ of ’09.  Now I don’t subscribe to the Palin fan page – I think she is probably a very good person, but a very poor politician – but just what was the purpose of Woodward’s ‘humor’ piece? It’s not funny; the ‘Palinisms’ are not even ‘isms’ (like the very funny ‘Bushisms’)  they’re just long quotes.  And she finds something very funny about someone’s work being called a “steaming pile of sh**.”  You’re alone, Woodward, most people don’t find that funny. Sorry.

I do subscribe, however, to the idea that the constant bashing of Palin only empowers her more – if she is so incredibly dense and unqualified, then why do they feel the need to keep degrading her?  If she is not threatening, then why must her opponents constantly be on the offensive?  You only try and squish a bug if you think it can harm you.  There’s one thing in pointing out legitimately funny gaffs (Bush, Dean, Obama, virtually everyone makes them).  There’ s another to try and force the humor when it’s not there, just because you so evidently dislike someone.  That’s clearly the reason for this – why not print the most outlandish Olbermann quotes of ’09 – they’re a lot more abundant, and much more hateful.

Come on libs, I’m only trying to help you.

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Monday Reading Madness #33

Posted by Cornell Insider Staff on January 24, 2010

- An article on Cornell hockey standout Rebecca Johnston, who will be representing Canada at the Olympics.

- Despite falling to 15th in the U.S. News rankings, Cornell finds itself in 8th place when it comes to…website popularity?

Scott Brown goes to Washington.

- Cornell apps are up 5% this year.

- Now, some serious opinion/commentary on Cornell sorority happenings.

- Ivy League sports are looking to go prime time.

- Cornell Football could use some more W’s next season, even though our economists downgrade the “institutional benefits” of winning.

- Islanders forward and Cornell alumnus Matt Moulson continues to pace towards 30 goals. Cornell hockey also split the weekend series with a top ranked team from North Dakota.

- New research shows that college students engage academic work in different ways. Enlightening.

- Obama’s approval ratings continue to converge towards general disapproval.

- Brown’s victory could be a preview of things to come in November, but Cornell commencement speaker Plouffe still thinks the Democrats can survive through the midterm elections.

- Via MR, a great essay by Garry Kasparov on chess and artificial intelligence.

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