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Cornell Daily Stun

Posted by Oliver Renick on April 1, 2011

In case you haven’t gotten your paper copy already, we managed to get a hold of today’s special edition of The Cornell Daily Stun. Today’s stories are particularly crazy: the Africana center has said no to extra funding, the Student Assembly created a panel for panel-makers, and the slope day committee secured the ‘Numa Numa Song Kid’ as Slope Day performer.

And in typical Stun fashion, don’t forget the wildly outrageous columns on sex and finance. We must say, it’s some of the best material the Stun staff has put out recently.

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6 Responses to “Cornell Daily Stun”

  1. Lefty McGee '11 said

    This was unquestionably pretty awesome, even though I question your questionable politics. You not only owned the Sun, but also the defunct (?) Cornell Lunatic (do they exist? If so, does their humour?) who should be taking the lead in biting sarcasm. Leave it to the ‘most oppressed minority on campus’ to find the humour on East Hill!

  2. lukepolicastro said

    Thanks Lefty. We try to laugh in the worst of times.

    I have a copy of the new Lunatic in front of me, didn’t read it yet. Looks benign, as you say.

  3. mike said

    cornell insider is s***, pure s***. keep proving me right

  4. 2012 said

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhqqg2AGsR1qgzsew.gif

  5. someone said

    what the hell is with the conservative pessimism at Cornell! They are all so so bitter and arrogant as hell, they need to get off their high horse and understand where people are coming from. Neither dems nor reps are perfect. They both have flaws and can both be extremely annoying and illogical at times.

    I think this particular prank was actually pretty funny – it was well executed and written ok. However, Insider please STOP putting useless stuff on this blog. There is no need to call the Sun the “Stun”; it makes no sense and is very childish. The Sun is the best paper on campus (aside from perhaps the Chronicle). If you want the Insider to be a good blog refrain from pointless political rants and whining about how intolerant people are of their views.

  6. [...] the gravity of making them unilateral decisions” (an obvious pander to the underrepresented LEGO constituency), is this really what it takes to get people as smart and engaged as Cornell students excited about [...]

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