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Where Fun Goes to Thrive?

Posted by Brendan Patrick Devine on March 16, 2011

For years the University of Chicago has been called “Where fun goes to die,” but now the school with elite education and absolutely no student life seems to be spicing things up. The students of the University present to us: UChicagoHookups.com! I was unable to find any information about the sexual activity rate at UChicago, but the creation, and immediate popularity, of this website would seemingly imply that its not a very high number.

Most of the posters, as one might expect, on this site are disillusioned guys, rife with hormones pent up by too many books on John Maynard Keynes’s  fairytale General Theory. For your entertainment I have put down below some of the adverts from the first few pages of personals, but I would encourage anyone on a study break to check this site out for their own amusement. NOTE: the explicit language of these entries has forced me to edit some of them (where you see brackets [.... ]); also, the hyper-links are all from the original website, and not the Insider. After the jump:

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Christina Aguilera Destroys National Anthem, Embarrasses Americans Everywhere

Posted by Brendan Patrick Devine on February 6, 2011

Perhaps you haven’t heard, but at Superbowl XLV singer Christina Aguilera just butchered the National Anthem. Rather than singing ”O’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming,” she sang ”What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming.” I happened to be the only person in the room where I was watching the game to notice her error, but then again everyone else in the room was British. Rather than listening attentively to their security provider’s… err, ally across the pond’s national anthem, they were aggressively trying to plug their ears through her shreaking and shrilling twists at the end of the song. To Miss Aguilera: bury your head in the sand and come back in one year! —but not to the Superbowl.

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Protesters: Columbus Started Colonialism, Genocide.

Posted by Brendan Patrick Devine on October 7, 2010

Ho Plaza played host to a small and unenthusiastic crowd of 20 or so Columbus day protesters, who set up shop outside Willard-Straight just as Oakenshields began to get the lunch hour rush.

The protesters carried a motley array of signs, although there seemed to be some common buzz words on their home-made boards; the most consistent of these was “colonialism,” a common theme in the remarks given at the podium.

The speaker, who I could not identify, first recited the trite and frankly banal litany of crimes committed by Columbus and voyagers from across the pond. Among these grand crimes were “genocide,” caused by diseases Westerners didn’t know they carried due to their genetic immunity, and colonialism. Sounding off through an Al Sharpton-style megaphone, the chief propagandist insisted that the “genocide” of 120 million Indians constituted the first instance of colonialism by the civilized world (this man would do well to question what Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, the Carthaginians, and the Romans were doing if not invading other lands for their wealth). The War on Terror is just another link in a long chain of colonialist endeavors by the West that begins with Columbus’s trip in 1492. Even parallels between modern US Military terminology and the oppression of Indians were drawn.

The greed of Cortez and the vicious populism of Andrew Jackson are lamentable chapters in this continent’s past, but can these protesters really make a convincing claim that the Western world systematically seeks out victims to plunder and pillage? The crimes of the Iroquois against Christian settlers and those of the Cherokee against those passing by on their path to the West Coast are similarly damnable. Why then does Christopher Columbus get the blame? Would the world really be better off had he not sailed the ocean blue?

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Slash-and-Burn Approach to Budget Draws Ire of Czechs

Posted by Brendan Patrick Devine on September 22, 2010

Vaclav Klaus, who studied at Cornell in ’69, has created quite a bit of controversy following his budget cuts. Large demonstrations have appeared on the ancient streets of Prague to protest the smaller budget contributions to social services. Klaus’s plan, which is being implemented amid a decline in the value of the Euro and deadlocked interest rates in the Brussels-based trans-continental economy, would reduce the budget my 10% in the coming year.

They want to have their cake and eat it, too.

Considering that the United States has many of the same problems as Europe (poor currency value, mounting debt and established spending holes, and sluggish interest rates), Cornellians should be greatly interested in hearing what Klaus will have to say to the young American intelligentsia. At the very least, he should be entertaining: the Times of London has even called him Eastern Europe’s Margaret Thatcher.

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Back at Cornell Means Back in Ithaca

Posted by Brendan Patrick Devine on August 23, 2010

Welcome!

I had forgotten all that is Ithaca until I ventured off campus to have breakfast at a restaurant in town. In transit I stopped at an intersection only to watch a seemingly innocuous car pull beside mine. It was at this moment I noticed the sticker affixed to the bumper of this Ithacan’s car: “Fracking is Immoral.”

Newcomers to Cornell will not immediately recognize the issue with “fracking,” a method of extracting natural gas that may cause minor earthquakes, however bear with me. Sure, “fracking” carries minor risks to the terrain and the locals but the reward carries great sums of money. One can object to the risks of “fracking” and oppose the method on such grounds, but how is it innately wrong to extract natural gas? Must nature’s fart reside under earth and rock until the Apocalypse is fulfilled?

Another traffic light, this one at the driveway to my destination, stopped me in front of an auto-mechanic’s garage. The man, evidently struggling with his business, was not offering free washes when you buy a new set of tires. Instead he appealed to the inner-hipster that resonates through the local anima. Puttering in the wind, a sign by his driveway read “Jiffy Lube Supports Big Oil; Come Here.”

One may get the impression I am complaining about Ithaca when in fact I am not. I am delighting in its novelty in fact. What other town gave Nader more votes than Bush? or hosts a Green Party Convention? or elects a Socialist mayor? or grades 6-year olds on how accepting they are of other people? Ithaca is the Left wing dream. Unusual, isn’t it, that Al Gore, Ralph Nader, half of Hollywood, and all other eco-socialist luminaries have not moved from their carbon emitting downtown-LA penthouses and into their (and Rousseau’s) utopia, replete with no economy and no threat of industry in the near-future (assuming they bring down the frackers).

Average Ithacan's car...

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Obama Endorses “Right” to Mosque

Posted by Brendan Patrick Devine on August 15, 2010

This story came out from the AP yesterday:

WASHINGTON – Weighing his words carefully on a fiery political issue, President Barack Obama said Saturday that Muslims have the right to build a mosque near New York’s Ground Zero, but he did not say whether he believes it is a good idea to do so.

Obama commented during a trip to Florida, where he expanded on a Friday night White House speech asserting that Muslims have the same right to freedom of religion as everyone else in America.

The president’s statements thrust him squarely into a debate that he had skirted for weeks and could put Democrats on the spot three months before midterm elections where they already were nervous about holding control of the House and maybe even the Senate. Until Friday, the White House had asserted that it did not want to get involved in local decision-making.

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, an independent who has been a strong supporter of the mosque, welcomed Obama’s White House speech as a “clarion defense of the freedom of religion.”

Gov. Charlie Crist, R-Fla., who was among those who met with Obama on Saturday, lauded the president’s position.

“I think he’s right — I mean you know we’re a country that in my view stands for freedom of religion and respect for others,” Christ said after the Florida meeting with Obama and other officials. “I know there are sensitivities and I understand them. This is a place where you’re supposed to be able to practice your religion without the government telling you you can’t.”

Others were quick to pounce.

Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Jeff Greene of Florida took Obama’s Friday speech to mean the president supports the construction.

“President Obama has this all wrong and I strongly oppose his support for building a mosque near Ground Zero especially since Islamic terrorists have bragged and celebrated destroying the Twin Towers and killing nearly 3,000 Americans,” Greene said. “Freedom of religion might provide the right to build the mosque in the shadow of Ground Zero, but common sense and respect for those who lost their lives and loved ones gives sensible reason to build the mosque someplace else.”

The mosque would be part of a $100 million Islamic community center two blocks from where nearly 3,000 people perished when hijacked jetliners slammed into the World Trade Center towers on Sept. 11, 2001.

The proposed construction has sparked debate around the country that included opposition from top Republicans including Sarah Palin and Newt Gingrich as well as the Jewish civil rights group the Anti-Defamation League.

Obama’s Friday comment was taken by some to mean that he strongly supports the building of an Islamic center near the site of the Sept. 11 terrorist attack, something he never actually said.

Speaking to a gathering at the White House Friday evening to observe the Islamic holy month of Ramadan, Obama said that he believes “Muslims have the same right to practice their religion as everyone else in this country.”

“That includes the right to build a place of worship and a community center on private property in lower Manhattan, in accordance with local laws and ordinances,” he said. “This is America, and our commitment to religious freedom must be unshakable.”

Asked Saturday about the issue during his trip to Florida, Obama said: “I was not commenting and I will not comment on the wisdom of making a decision to put a mosque there. I was commenting very specifically on the right that people have that dates back to our founding.”

Obama said that “my intention was simply to let people know what I thought. Which was that in this country we treat everybody equally and in accordance with the law, regardless of race, regardless of religion.”

Some relatives of people killed in the Sept. 11 attacks supported Obama’s comments.

The mosque is “in many ways … a fitting tribute,” said Colleen Kelly of the Bronx, who lost her brother Bill Kelly Jr. in the attacks.

“This is the voice of Islam that I believe needs a wider audience,” said Kelly, who is Catholic. “This is what moderate Islam is all about.”

Opinions are mixed among family members.

Sally Regenhard, whose firefighter son was killed at the World Trade Center, has said the president’s comments show “a gross lack of sensitivity to the 9/11 families and to the people who were lost.”

Ground zero, awaiting what uses it is given.

The President’s endorsement of the “right” to a mosque, whether he believes it or not, is in poor and sour taste; he’d have been better served remaining silent. Mayor Bloomberg, for whatever reason, has seen fit to support the mosque project for the same purpse. Interestingly, Cuomo and his Democrat running mate in the gubernatorial race oppose the project, or at least would like to re-locate it.

Ms. Kelly, the woman quoted in the above article who lost family on 9/11, sees the mosque asa “fitting tribute” to the day, a possible rout to “moderate Islam,” whatever that is. Islam, which has the honor of being the only religion founded by an epileptic child rapist, historically builds mosques at sites of great victories over the infidel. A great Catholic/Orthodox Cathedral, the Hagia Sophia, became a mosque after the Ottoman Turks finally took Constantinople; the Dome on the Rock stands athwart the Church of the Holy Sepulchre and over the remains of the Temple of Solomon.

Can we learn anything from this?

The Imam in charge of the mosque project, Feisal Adbul Rauf, is lauded by popular press for his moderation, however he seems quick to blame Christians for their opposition to the mosque rather than display any sympathy for the victims. His immediate reflections on 9/11 reflect his mind better than any news article can:

In a “60 Minutes” interview 19 days after Sept. 11, he was asked whether the United States deserved the attack.

His muddled answer: “I wouldn’t say that the United States deserved what happened. But the United States’ policies were an accessory to the crime that happened.”

An accessory? How? “Because we have been accessory to a lot of innocent lives dying in the world. In fact, in the most direct sense, Osama bin Laden is made in the USA.”

People in positions of authority need to reconsider their understanding of the Bill of Rights. The first amendment clearly grants freedom of religion. In that period, the most divergent religious choices were between Episcopalianism and Unitarianism, or perhaps even Catholicism. Islam, or any other philosophy in deadlock with Western culture, was not part of the consideration. Thomas Jefferson’s copy of the Koran was used to swear in Keith Ellison, the first ever Muslim member of Congress. Many political pundits saw the move as a checkmate against those who believe the West to be permanently fixed against Islam. Would this not be true if Jefferson, America’s Renaissance man, was a reader of the Koran? Truth be told, most of Jefferson’s foreign policy as President was geared against Muslim pirates in the Mediterranean and Africa. On that note, I’ll leave the “Clash of Civilizations” rhetoric to Samuel Huntington.

Americans might be overreacting to the mosque project, but I doubt it: they oppose it at a 68% rate. Maybe some politicians, like the President, do privately believe Muslim have a right to build a mosque, and indeed they do. However, their active use of their bully-pulpits for such a distateful and possibly nefarious cause leaves a justifiably bitter aftertaste in the mouths of most people.

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Cornell Seeks New Bridge Barriers

Posted by Brendan Patrick Devine on July 13, 2010

Cornell and the City of Ithaca will be holding a meeting Wednesday to consider how well the fences around the bridges on campus and throughout town have worked out. The parties will contemplate the efficacy of the fences and then address Cornell’s request:

Cornell is now asking to install interim barriers considered more aesthetically pleasing. If approved, the interim barriers would be in place through the 2010-2011 school year while the city and Cornell develop permanent solutions, according to John Gutenberger, director of Cornell University’s Office of Community Relations.

Stewart Avenue Bridge or a gate at San Quentin?

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Skorton: Make Life Better for Progeny of Illegals

Posted by Brendan Patrick Devine on July 11, 2010

The DREAM(Development, Relief, and Education for Alien Children) Act has earned the support of Cornell’ very own president Skorton:

In a letter last month to presidents and chancellors of institutions of higher learning across the country, Arizona State University President Michael Crow and Cornell University President David Skorton urged a concerted effort to push Congress to finally pass the Dream Act.

“It is time to ensure access to higher education for the thousands of undocumented high-school graduates who have, through no fault of their own, been denied a college education,” they wrote.

The DREAM Act is a bit inconsistent in nature. It does not offer blanket service to the children of illegal immigrants, but only ones of “good moral character”—whatever that is—who resided in the United States prior to turning 16. Odd, isn’t it? One day could deny you a college education.

Once again, the eye is turned on “reforming” how illegal immigrants are treated but no solutions have been implimented to solve our problems at the border. Some politicians seem to prefer to spoon-feed the progeny of criminals in order to create future political patronage rather than solidify ou southern boundaries, and academia is all too eager to tag along. Perhaps Cornell, and many other schools, would prefer to see the government supply financial aid to the children of illegals instead of doling out more of the school’s endowment than necessary.

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Where Are the Books Going?

Posted by Brendan Patrick Devine on July 9, 2010

An interesting trend in colleges these days is to digitize books. Online scans of books allow “students [to] browse periodicals from their laptops or mobile devices.” The article seems to believe that having books online, as opposed to in physical form, makes research easier.

For years, students have had to search through volume after volume of books before finding the right formula — but no more. Josephine (librarian at Stanford) says that “with books being digitized and available through full text search capabilities, they can find that formula quite easily.”

It should be noted that most of this feedback is coming from engineering students. For those of us in the social sciences and humanities I cannot imagine that digitizing books makes research any easier: typing in keywords and hoping to get something qualitative is probably more difficult than having mountains of books on a topic in one area for you to delve and parse.

I am not saying that digitizing books doesn’t have huge benefits. I’ve been able to find rare (and very expensive) books on Cornell Library’s website for class, but I can’t believe that actual research is any easier. Digitization wouldn’t be a problem if some students weren’t so giddy about the elimination of physical books altogether:

The new library is set to open in August with 10,000 engineering books on the shelves — a decrease of more than 85 percent from the old library. Stanford library director Michael Keller says the librarians determined which books to keep on the shelf by looking at how frequently a book was checked out. They found that the vast majority of the collection hadn’t been taken off the shelf in five years.

Keller expects that, eventually, there won’t be any books on the shelves at all.

Unless one works in the physical sciences, the absence of physical books is a detriment. I know many of the best books I’ve encountered were asides that I noticed in the library doing History research; these books include classics like Orthodoxy by Chesterton, Roots of American Order by Russell Kirk, and Cicero’s De Re Publica.

Can you picture a world without this? Can you picture a Cornell without this?

Having books accessible online is a great benefit, but the loss of real books is where we must draw the line, or else we’ll all be huddled in the couches in Uris reading Freakonomics-quality drivel on our iMaxies…err, rather iPads.

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The End for Lesbians?

Posted by Brendan Patrick Devine on July 3, 2010

A recent editorial in Newsweek chronicles and comments on a trend developing in hospitals among doctors who care for carrying women. Numerous doctors have taken to giving pregnant women dexamethasone, a steroid which dissuades the fetuses from developing “ambiguous genitalia,” a problem endemic to girls with Congenital Adrenal Hyperplasia (CAH). Maria New, a bioethicist at Mount Sinai Hosptial, is a proponent of this application of dexamethasone to prevent the effects of CAH and, according to some, lesbianism.

The future?

The target of this drug is the prevention of masculine physical traits in female fetuses, however some people, such as the author of this piece from the Huffin’ and Puffin’ Post, claim that this is essentially anti-lesbian genetic engineering. New argues that the adrogens that cause CAH

 can affect a woman’s sexual orientation, her interest in becoming a mother and housewife, her interest in traditionally masculine careers, and—in childhood—whether she plays with dolls or trucks.

The identity politics crowd is having a predictably queezy reaction to this practice, which New justifies as upholding the biological role of women. New’s justification, to the Left, effronts their understanding of gender roles, which is identity politics do not really exist: men can act as women and women as men, both literally and figuratively; New calls this cross between gender roles “abnormal,” a denomination sure to assign her continual iration from the left. The article goes on to call use of dexamethasone an “almost desperate attempt by some doctors and scientists to keep their patients from straying from gender norms,” but this commentary misses the real question about use of the steroid.

As the Newsweek article points out in the first few paragraphs, the media’s reception of this exercise does not really correspond to its purpose, however I think—bombastic whimpering from the Huffin’ and Puffin’ Post aside—everyone can agree that there are some ethical questions that accompany this medicating method: should pregnant women and their fetuses be used as testing grounds for gender or sexual identity research? The medical knowledge of gender roles and the causes of sexual deviances is remarkably scarce in our times but this is probably not the appropriate place for researching the matter, lest the left become more paranoid of the plot by evil straight people to make all people biologically similar a la “Brave New World” (sarcasm alert!).

There are some other legitimate concerns not covered in the Newsweek article that should be considered. For instance: if lesbians are extirpated from society, what will happen to the porn industry?

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