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Ironic, hip students rally in D.C. for…something

Posted by John Farragut on October 30, 2010

See here for Washington Post coverage of the Stewart/Colbert “Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear.”

The very premise of this joint rally strikes me as flat-out embarrassing.  Where is that 60′s passion college kids used to be known for?  Vietnam protesters were embarrassing for other reasons (like their lack of respect for our soldiers), but they couldn’t be accused of lacking heart.  The message today, if there even is one, seems to be something like:  “Don’t worry man, it’s all a big joke.”  But health care and the economy and our two wars are very much not big jokes.  Maybe these people are OK with letting the grown-ups continue to make the Important Decisions; they’re certainly not earning their opinions any more credibility.

If you were a congressman, would you now be more or less concerned about capturing that “youth vote”?

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Cornell suicides: Noise or something more?

Posted by John Farragut on May 13, 2010

Much has been said on this blog, at The Sun, and elsewhere about the gorge fences greeting us on our return from Spring break, the administration’s most visible response to the rash of suicides this academic year.  The Sun editorialized in favor of the fences, calling them “an unfortunate necessity.”  Dennis basically agreed in this Midweek Post, with Joe and Ollie taking the other side.

I find the fences to be hideous, and my gut reaction is to say they ought never have been put up.  But what is the appropriate response?  The question is not totally subjective.  Let’s assume for sake of argument that the administration can effectively reduce the number of suicides (which is a good thing), but does so at both a monetary and aesthetic cost.  (Otherwise, we should just take maximal suicide prevention measures.)

I can think of a few possibilities:

1.  The so-called “rash” of suicides was just statistical noise.  If people commit suicide independent of whether others do or not, and we assume for simplicity everyone has the same known chance of jumping, then there will be natural fluctuation in the number of suicides per year.  This year was simply an anomaly.  If this is the case, the administration should do nothing at all in terms of policy changes, supposing that they knew the rate of suicides to begin with.

2.  Suicides are correlated, i.e. “suicide contagion” is real.  As long as the effect is fleeting and dissipates after some time, then it makes sense for the admin. to take special action following a suicide.  Whether suicide contagion is empirically observed or not is another question.  (Can anyone point to a good study?)

3.  The administration doesn’t know the rate of suicides.  This is the most interesting case.  Here we are inferring a parameter–the probability that a student commits suicide–from the data–the number of suicides per year.  Trials are no longer independent, since a lot of suicides last year suggests a higher rate, and therefore more of them next year.  This year’s string of deaths has provided additional data about the suicide rate, suggesting that it’s higher than previous thought.  Here too it makes sense for the administration to step up its prevention efforts.

Whether 1, 2, or 3, or some combination applies is up for debate (although we can check 2 empirically).  So is the assumption that the administration can be effective in suicide prevention.  My view is that they most likely can be, and most likely 3 applies.  Yet we can never know.  And even if 3 does apply, anomalies will still occur.  The true, unknown rate could be one per year, and we are now behaving like its six.

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Student Assembly passes vague “Non-Discrimination Clause”

Posted by John Farragut on February 18, 2010

S.A. president Rammy Salem ’10 today broke a 7-7 tie to pass Resolution 44, the so-called “non-discrimination clause.”  According to cosponsor Andrew Brokman ’11, the bill would allow the Student Activities Office to revoke recognition of any student organization deemed “discriminatory” against certain “protected classes.” It is not clear who would make this distinction.  Voting against the resolution included V.P. Chris Basil ’10, who offered a spirited defense of his nay vote.

actual or perceived age, ancestry or ethnicity, color, creed, disability, gender, gender identity or expression, height, immigration or citizenship status, marital status, national origin, race, religion, religious practice, sexual orientation, socioeconomic status, veteran status or weight

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Pelosi choice should come as no surprise

Posted by John Farragut on January 27, 2010

As no doubt many of you were, I was pretty disgusted by the announcement that Nancy Pelosi will be this year’s convocation speaker.  (Thank God I’m graduating 2011!)  But after a little googling, this is par for the course for Cornell.  Here’s the list of convocation speakers since the 2000 ceremony:

2010 Nancy Pelosi
2009 David Plouffe
2008 Maya Angelou
2007 Soledad O’Brien
2006 Martin Luther King III
2005 Wesley Clark
2004 Bill Clinton
2003 James Carville
2002 Danny Glover
2001 Janet Reno
2000 Chuck Schumer

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S.A. increases Student Activity Fee by 6%

Posted by John Farragut on November 30, 2009

In a press release today, the Student Assembly announced that the SAF will be increased from $204 this year to $216 for the 2010-2011 academic year.

Given that inflation is approximately zero right now, we should all expect student group services to be 6% better next year.

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S.A. endorses release of SAFC student group funding info.

Posted by John Farragut on November 19, 2009

Obviously having read my post from earlier this week (just kidding…), the Student Assembly just passed a resolution which will hopefully lead to we students being able to see how the SAFC distributes funding (they fund 350 of the smaller groups on campus, which comes out to 37% of the student activity fee–about $75).  Resolution 28 is a sense of body resolution, so it’s not binding, but there was serious talk about drafting a resolution that would change the bylaws.  So far so good on this issue S.A.

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The Glover Debacle

Posted by John Farragut on November 17, 2009

Following a long Cornell tradition dating back to at least 1969 with the takeover of Willard Straight, the minority community has again uncovered racism and oppression where there is none to be found.  The so-called Ken Glover controversy has raised the ire of many, resulting in the printing of countless letters and articles in the Daily Sun, the creation of the group “Students United for Ken Glover,” multiple meetings between students and the administration, at least one forum on campus race relations, and to top it off a resolution passed in the Student Assembly (complete with signature address by V.P. Ola Williams to the student body).  All of this, and those supporting Glover still claim to “have no voice” and are “not being listened to.”

The real story is a short one:  Over the summer, Ujamaa Residential Hall Director Ken Glover was informed that he was being reassigned to High Rise 5 for the coming academic year.  Racists!  How dare the administration reassign a staff member without asking Ola Williams!  Such a wrong cannot go un-righted!  In fairness, according to various accounts it sounds like the execution left something to be desired, but delivering as gracelessly as Robert Gibbs is a far cry from most of what has been said regarding the situation.

Nevertheless, just about everyone jumped on the bandwagon, trumpeting complaints of “lack of transparency,” “we get no support,” “you’re trying to kill Ujamaa,” etc.  All of this is completely unfounded.

For one, Susan Murphy, Cornell’s Vice President of Student and Academic Services, has repeatedly said that the program houses are:  Here to stay.  Going nowhere.  Not in jeopardy.  So this is not an issue about Ujamaa or any other program house.  If the “Glover controversy” is indeed an issue at all, then it is a problem to be resolved as any other problem regarding staff is resolved.  If Glover feels that he has been wronged, then by all means he should take it up with the human resources department.  But the Student Assembly overreaches dearly when it passes resolutions regarding who Cornell employs and where; they have no intimate knowledge of the situation, they don’t know any details about the University’s budget, and they simply aren’t qualified to make assessments about such an issue—I don’t care what their charter says.

Hotel School Student Assembly Rep. Idris Akinpelu ’10 bucked the trend at the November 5 S.A. meeting, offering a much needed dose of sanity to people like Ola.  As someone who knows Glover and expressed gratitude for Ujamaa, he offered a unique perspective.  His argument in short:  Yes, Mr. Glover is moving, but he is not leaving; Mr. Glover will be able to interact with even more students at High Rise 5; and Mr. Glover will be replaced by someone who will be fighting the same fight.  Akinpelu came across as rational and very level-headed, which was in sharp contrast to the combination of pandering and outrage expressed by many others; he’s the second person I’ve been impressed with on the assembly (the first being S.A. Arts & Sciences babe Natalie Raps ’12).

Regardless of Akinpelu’s best efforts, the S.A. passed their resolution creating yet another committee to review yet another campus injustice.  (The last one called for oversight of the Review).  I for one wonder whether anyone has taken into account what Ken Glover actually wants.  Does anyone know?  Yes, many students living at Ujamaa want Ken Glover to stay.  Does he want to stay?  Maybe Glover was excited about the prospect of a change.  He is not theirs to keep.

And would it be, as Akinpelu asked, so terrible, so awful to give a larger audience the benefit of knowing Glover?  Even if his new building is a less than one minute walk from his old one?  Apparently so.

It is time for level heads and common sense to prevail:  Ungraceful staff reassignment is not racism.  When will acknowledging that is the rule rather than the exception?  I’m not holding my breath.

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Transparency hypocrisy hilarity

Posted by John Farragut on November 15, 2009

If you’ve ever gone to a Student Assembly meeting or read an editorial in the Daily Sun, you know how much these people love to dump on the evil administration for its “lack of transparency” as it relates to just about everything.  (See here if you require proof.)  So I found the response to an email I sent to the SAFC quite ironic.

My request:

How can I see what groups the SA [I meant the SAFC--she understood.] funds and how much it funds them?  I don’t know what sort of timetable the SAFC runs on, but if the information isn’t available yet for this semester, the information from last year would still interest me.

Their response, annotated:

At this time, we can not honor your request to view historical SAFC funding allocations as well as funding data from the recent cycle…

…I am unable to provide you with the data as our current policy does not honor general inquiries regarding allocations.

The kind gal who wrote the above did inform me that they at the SAFC are working on a resolution to be presented to the S.A. allowing for such general interest inquiries.  Regardless, I find this hilarious coming from the “Transparency!!” people.  They must have all the funding information on a spreadsheet somewhere; why won’t they let me see how they’re spending my $204 activity fee?

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(More) Student Assembly Brilliance

Posted by John Farragut on October 8, 2009

I’m currently sitting at the S.A. meeting–Dean Hubbell, the Review’s biggest fan, is sitting directly in front of me, among three other people–where the Slope Day budget is being discussed.

Best S.A. logic of the day: We need to increase funding for Slope Day because then we’ll be able to afford better performers, and if we have better performers, fewer people will feel the need to drink on the slope, which will increase safety and decrease drinking-related costs! So by increasing costs, we actually decrease costs. This man deserves a position in the Obama White House designing health care policy.

I couldn’t tell who it was that said it, but I’ll update this when I figure it out.

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Cornell Republicans election results

Posted by John Farragut on April 29, 2009

During a lengthy three hour meeting yesterday, the new CRs executive board was elected.  The new slate:

Chairman:  Konstantin Drabkin ’11

First Vice Chair:  Bill Lane ’10

Second Vice Chair:  Ryan Stack ’12

Treasurer:  Jonathan Roberts ’12

Secretary:  Marc Leh ’12

The elections took place in descending order, and by 8:30, when Secretary was being elected, everyone was pretty tired.  So it was quite ironic that it took four votes to finally choose a winner for the position.  There were more than a few groans; Grace MacRae tied Marc Leh in the first three.

Congratulations to all the winners (especially the Review’s very own Bill Lane), and good luck in the upcoming year.

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