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Keith Olbermann ’79 Picks Yet Another Fight with a Fellow Cornellian

Posted by Michael Alan on April 14, 2011

When Keith Olbermann ’79 spoke at Bailey last month and threw a temper tantrum over a certain Review article involving his tenure at MSNBC, we at the Insider thought we had calmed Keith down.

“We love all our Cornell alumni, even the ones we disagree with,” we told him. Keith responded warmly and got the message . . . or so it seemed.

Going further than his feud with Ann Coulter ’84 (we admit, Ann does like to push Keith’s already very sensitive buttons), Olbermann has adopted the age-old “I wish you were never born” line into the shallow pool of comebacks he uses on his fellow talking heads, this time on political commentator and former Daily Sun writer S.E. Cupp ’00. To deliver this zinger, Keith took to his cable news show Twitter account. “On so many levels she’s a perfect demonstration of the work Planned Parenthood does,” Olbermann tweeted.

What, you ask, prompted this death wish?  Cupp’s appearance on the Joy Behar Show (that’s another problem in and of itself), in which she argued against the federal funding of Planned Parenthood, which uses roughly $75 million from the American taxpayer each year to offset costs “unrelated” to their primary purpose, abortion services for, among other groups, underage prostitutes.

We get it, Keith.  It’s hard being an unemployed blowhard.   Until Al Gore gets his basement studio set up and you can start whatever new yelling-about-stuff webcast you’re planning, you’ve got nothing better to do but drive around all day in your stretch limo and Tweet about stuff.  The Insider feels for you.  We get that you’re bored, jobless, and jealous.  It’s probably going through your head, “Who the heck is SE Cupp?  Why does she get to be on cable news talking about stuff and I don’t?”  So, much like a 8th grade girl with too much time on her hands, you take to the Internet to let everyone know that you’re the prettiest girl in school and all the other girls are ugly wannabes.  But we want to help bring out the nice, gentle adult Cornellian that’s surely inside of you, Keith.  You can feel good about yourself without cyber bullying, we’re sure of it.  In fact, Career Services is offering a new class for alumni ousted from their jobs as professional pundits called “Life After Cable News:  Realizing that Being an Insufferable, Pretentious Jerk Doesn’t Work if You Don’t Have a TV Show.”

Hopefully it’ll help you get through this transition period.

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Video: Keith Olbermann ’79 vs. The Cornell Review and the CU College Republicans

Posted by Michael Alan on March 31, 2011

Finally, thanks to Keith’s official blog, FOK News Channel (that title is classic, Keith), and the folks at Slope Media Group, who filmed the event, we have the video of the Review-stomping from Olbermann’s March 29th lecture at Bailey Hall.


More video after the jump . . .

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Olbermann Versus The Review @ Bailey

Posted by Michael Alan on March 29, 2011

Insider favorite Keith Olbermann ’79 was at Bailey Hall tonight and, while he gave a talk that was, at times, ridiculous, funny, and (yes, I’ll admit it) pretty good, the real draw came in the question and answer section.  The first questioner, an older gentleman who looked to be one of Ithaca’s crazy but lovable hippies, brought a copy of the February 16th edition of, you guessed it, the Cornell Review.  He was looking to bring Keith’s attention to the article on page two by a guest writer, Eco House basement cannabis enthusiast and sixth year senior Ephram Smith.  Olbermann, who must have been overcome with joy by Ephram’s praise for who he called the “Edward R. Murrow of Our Time,” threw the newspaper on the stage and stomped on it while pouring his bottle of designer water (look out, Keith, those are banned here now!) all over the hallowed pages.

[UPDATE]: The WSJ covers Olbermann’s speech / Review-stomping. ALSO: It’s a HotAirAlanche!  Welcome, HA readers!

But after the Insider took to the microphone to question Keith on his contributions to New Tone 2.0 (full coverage of this issue and the rest of Olbermann’s visit can be found in the next edition of the Review), this not-so-intrepid journalist came out to Mr. Olbermann as someone who writes for “The Conservative Voice on Campus,” but is also a big fan of his.  It’s not only the Cornell connection (we <3 all Cornell alumni, especially the ones that are smart enough to read the Insider), but also Keith’s commitment to undermining his more serious colleagues on the left by getting into childish feuds with his fellow cable news talking heads and spreading unfounded paranoia about anybody to the right of Howard Dean that endear him to the Insider.

What really got us, though, was K.O.’s baller whip.  We snagged a video of the stretch limo waiting to greet Keith outside of Bailey, which, by the way, was running in all its carbon emitting, gas guzzling glory with the host nowhere near ready to leave, and quickly asked the chauffeur about the gas mileage.  As you can see after the jump, he replied “14 MPG” and confirmed that the whip was indeed Keith’s ride for the evening.  While the lavish limo may score Keith some points with Xzibit and the crew at West Coast Customs, we can only imagine what his new boss at Current TV, global warming crusader and Not-President Al Gore, would think.

Video of Keith’s baller whip after the jump . . .

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Keith Olbermann ’79 to Rock Bailey Hall

Posted by Michael Alan on March 9, 2011

The Cornell University Program Board has announced that they will be bringing the Edward R. Murrow of Our Time, “internationally renowned journalist” (his words, not ours) Keith Olbermann ’79, to Bailey Hall on Tuesday, March 29. The announcement reads:

CUPB is excited to present An Evening with Keith Olbermann ’79 on March 29th at 6:00 PM in Bailey Hall! Olbermann needs no introduction, but in case you’re unaware, he is a writer and political commentator who until recently hosted the nightly program Countdown with Keith Olbermann on MSNBC.

Oh, trust us, CUPB, we weren’t “unaware.” We at the Insider are big fans of Keith’s and we’re just itching to see what hits he’ll pull out of his catalog to play at Bailey. Whether it’s “Bush Lied, People Died,” “John McSame. . .as Bush,” “Sarah Palin is a Stupid Liar. . .Just Like Bush,” or more recent cuts like “Bush Got My Show Canceled,” we’re sure the new “Chief News Officer” at a channel you have to pay DirecTV $1,000 a month to get won’t disappoint.

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Keith Olbermann ’79 Abruptly Leaves MSNBC

Posted by Hannah MacLean on January 22, 2011

After only about two years into a four-year contract with MSNBC, Olbermann announced completely unexpectedly that he was leaving MSNBC on Friday. It was not clear at first whether he quit or was fired. His show receives the most viewers than any other show on the network (which, is still behind O’Reilly, Hannity, Baier, Shep, Beck, and Greta–all on FOXNews). He was suspended briefly in November for donating money to the campaigns of three Democrats, which is apparently against MSNBC policies. It is also notable that Comcast just received regulatory approval this week for acquiring NBC Universal, though spokesman Jeremy Gaines originally denied that the takeover had anything to do with it.

Who knows what’s next for Olbermann? Perhaps he could go back to Sportscasting where his career started, but that seems unlikely given his relative success in ratings for political banter. As a fellow Cornellian, I wish him luck, though I hope he can find something more useful to do than to continue bashing George Bush and other Republicans.

Update (M. Alan): A few hours ago, Mediaite ended the flurry of speculation that had accompanied Olbermann’s departure, reporting that the deal to end Olbermann’s contract had been in the works since before Comcast’s pending acquisition of NBCU was set into motion. Despite Comcast’s denial of involvement in the Countdown host’s departure, the cable empire’s firing of NBCU head Jeff Zucker, described as Olbermann’s “biggest cheerleader,” undoubtedly factored into the decision.

While Mediaite’s sources attribute the divorce to “mundane office politics,” it has been no secret that the host’s oftentimes incendiary rhetoric on camera and abrasiveness towards many of his colleagues off camera had caused strife behind the scenes at MSNBC. In addition to Olbermann’s suspension by the cable news outlet last year for failing to disclose political donations he made to guests of his show, the CALS alumnus has recently been taking heat from all sides of the political spectrum for his penchant for hyperbole in light of the national debate on tone and civility in politics that has developed out of the media coverage of the tragedy in Arizona. Some of the targeted, er, debated rhetoric included the show’s nightly “Worst Person in the World” segment–an honor I had always dreamed of winning for myself–that usually focused on politicians or pundits who, despite the name of the segment, were guilty of no more than disagreeing with Olbermann.

Finally, a few details from a profile on Olbermann that appeared in New York magazine back in 2007 that are not only telling with regard to Olbermann’s rocky tenure and now second departure from MSNBC, but also indicative of the difficulty he may have finding new work in media:

As an employee, Olbermann was his own kind of Worst Person in the World. His sense of superiority and caustic vibe eventually cost him gigs and friends at three networks. How naughty was he? Olbermann was the only former ESPN star not invited back for the sports network’s 25th anniversary (he’s allowed to participate on Patrick’s radio show only because Patrick promised that Olbermann would never set foot on the network’s Bristol, Connecticut, campus).

. . .He began firing off thousand-word memos to management, lobbying on causes from saner hours for lowly production assistants to profit-sharing for ESPN employees who were helping the network generate billions. Along the way, he won a reputation as a miserable jerk. “Of all the people I’ve known inside and outside of the business, he was the unhappiest,” recalls a SportsCenter staffer. “Sometimes, at the end of the night, I’d leave early just so I wouldn’t have to give him a ride home. And it wasn’t out of my way.”

. . .He was fired from his first stint at MSNBC after he denounced his own show in a commencement address at his alma mater. Fox hired him to host its major-league baseball Game of the Week and then sent him home with a year left on his contract simply for being a malcontent.

. . .It’s a couple of hours before his nightly broadcast, and Olbermann is looking through boxes of mail in his Secaucus office. “Maybe this one contains Chris Matthews’s eyebrows,” he says, referring to his fellow MSNBC host. “You see them last night? Did he borrow them from Joe Pesci?” I’m watching from the wings with Jeremy Gaines, an MSNBC flack. “Did you hear that snort he just did?” asks Gaines. “That’s Keith’s imitation of Matthews.” Gaines then bites his lip as if to say “oops.” He tries to respin. “But they really, really like each other.”

All I can say is, “Have you no job, sir?!?”

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